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Sorry girls. All the cutest niggas are gay.

When a sex scene pops up on t.v.

When you were younger:

Now:

When someone is talking about you…

But when someone starts talking about your best friend …

When yo hoes ain’t making no money:

When you stub your toe on something:

That awkward moment when your teacher is helping someone beside you and their ass is all in your face.

When you’re about to take a bath but the water is too hot.

“Oh shit!”

TOP 5 Lies People Tell : 1) I’m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I’ll call you back. 4) I’m on my way. 5) I never got that text.

Oh, was I supposed to give a fuck? Hold on let me look.

Batman?

Oh ok. Maybe there’s one under water ….

Oh darn, maybe there are a few fucks to give in that cup…

Well, apparently there are none to give. So get the fuck outta my face with your bullshit.

No God. No Peace. Know God. Know Peace.

I swear weekends go by too damn fast.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: ” Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

My dick > Your dick

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Justin Bieber’s dick > every other guy I’ve met’s dick

Sometimes I wish I was all about sex just like these other people so my feelings won’t be the ones put on the line every single time.

Obey My Swagg

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